This cabinet is not a casino.
DAZED is an Android game by Aslan Life Ministries. You pull a lever, three symbols appear, and you write a short story under a 60-second clock. An automated judge then scores the piece. Free spins. No bets. Points, multipliers and a Hall of Fame are toys for writers. They are not currency, not prizes you can cash, and not a promise that the house owes you anything but another prompt.
By installing or using the app, you agree to these terms. If the rules feel wrong, the door is the uninstall button.
Scores are opinions in a sharp suit.
The titles, comments and numbers you receive are generated with the help of a third-party service, OpenAI. You send the text of the story you typed — that text alone — and the service returns a verdict. The judge can be Kind, Honest or Savage. None of those voices is a human editor on a night shift. None of them is a certificate of literary merit. A 10 is a good minute. A 3 is a crooked connection. Both can be wrong, funny, or oddly precise.
Firebase, another third-party service, helps the app run, remember a unique ID for progress and optional reminders, and stay standing. You can read the longer version of that arrangement in the Privacy Policy.
Write as if the symbols can hear you.
- Use DAZED for personal, lawful creative play.
- Do not try to break the cabinet, scrape the judge, or feed the reels someone else’s private information.
- Do not treat other people as material they did not agree to become.
- You keep the stories you write. The app may store them on the device so you can reopen a saga or share a line as text.
Players do not send personal data to one another inside DAZED. There is no trading pit. If you share a story, you are the one who copies it out.
We keep the lights on. We do not guarantee lightning.
The game is provided as it stands. Reels can jam. Networks can blink. A third-party model can return a comment that misses the joke. Aslan Life Ministries is not liable for lost points, a broken saga, a bruised ego, or time the timer already spent. To the extent the law allows, our responsibility for the app is limited to what you paid us for it — which, for a free download, is nothing.
We may change features, retire a judge’s mood, or stop a version of the cabinet. If we update these terms, the date at the top will move.
The house has a name.
Carol Efueye
Aslan Life Ministries
Carol.aslan.life@gmail.com
+447418637455
Questions about the rules belong in ordinary sentences. The judge does not take appeals. The developer does.